Horse Breeding

[Dragonslayer182]

Wow, you guys really know how to stirrup a joke chain.

Try reddit, if you go to the comments section on a lot of their posts, they'll start horsing around with a pun chain

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[Alpinu]

Meanwhile, no one has actually made any advice/idea comments. Gee whiz, guys, let's be more helpful here.

How about a random number generator that determines the horse's e-peen? The bigger the e-peen, the more interested the female blog-owning horses are in the males. The horses can also increase their e-peen by doing certain tasks, like bringing some hay (food) over to the female horses they are interested in, charming them.  

[Zapk²]

what the forget is an e-peen

[Starzy]

what the forget is an e-peen

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=e-peen&l=1

[Honno]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=e-peen&l=1

Thats risky.

[PurpleSir]

Meanwhile, no one has actually made any advice/idea comments. Gee whiz, guys, let's be more helpful here.

Do it like Minecraft I guess. Give em specific food and they make love

[kanew2000]

Meanwhile, no one has actually made any advice/idea comments. Gee whiz, guys, let's be more helpful here.

How about a random number generator that determines the horse's e-peen? The bigger the e-peen, the more interested the female blog-owning horses are in the males. The horses can also increase their e-peen by doing certain tasks, like bringing some hay (food) over to the female horses they are interested in, charming them.  

[Zapk²]

Oh god, I feel so horrible.

In order to test breeding, I have to kill the newborn foal every time I update the code. What have I become?

[Lego lad]

Oh god, I feel so horrible.

In order to test breeding, I have to kill the newborn foal every time I update the code. What have I become?

Accept your fate

[TeeOS]

Oh god, I feel so horrible.

In order to test breeding, I have to kill the newborn foal every time I update the code. What have I become?

Stop being a neighsayer and accept how you have to do it
get it

[Spikey]

Just mount the horses. Came straight from the horse's mouth.

[Lego lad]

Just mount the horses. Came straight from the horse's mouth.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

[SgtDaemon]

these jokes are horsestuff

[Blockteen]

This is SO minecraft, it's like most ideas are used from that very game.

[awesomebread]

I read title as "Horse Bleeding" and got some nasty ideas