Take the pledge to only speak in Segoe Script for a week.

[Alkatjo]

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[Ipquarx]

01000001011011000110110000100000011011110110011000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110011101100101011101000010000001110010011001010110101101110100001011000010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110100011100100111010101100101001000000110011001101111011011100111010000100000011011110110011000100000011010110110100101101110011001110111001100101110

Sir, that isn't a font, that's an encoding scheme.

[SiliconCactus]

Can't handle the roboto

[Alkatjo]

Sir, that isn't a font, that's an encoding scheme.

0100100100100000011001000110111101101110001001110111010000100000011000110110000101110010011001010010110000100000010010010010000001110011011101000110100101101100011011000010000001110111011011110110111000101110001000000100100101100110001000000100100100100000011001110110010101110100001000000110001001100001011011100110111001100101011001000010000001101001011101000111001100100000011011110110111000100000011000010110110001101100001000000110111101100110001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011010000110010101100001011001000111001100101110

[TheArmyGuy]

get on my level

[Becquerel]

Can't handle the roboto

Domo Arigato Mr Roboto Mata Ah-oo hima de, Domo Arigato, Mr Roboto, Himitsu wo shiri tai

[Ipquarx]

0100100100100000011001000110111101101110001001110111010000100000011000110110000101110010011001010010110000100000010010010010000001110011011101000110100101101100011011000010000001110111011011110110111000101110001000000100100101100110001000000100100100100000011001110110010101110100001000000110001001100001011011100110111001100101011001000010000001101001011101000111001100100000011011110110111000100000011000010110110001101100001000000110111101100110001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011010000110010101100001011001000111001100101110

No sir, that's on you if you get banned.

[Foxscotch]

courier is nice bc all the characters are the same width
and it looks better in bigger than 10pt sizes

[Alkatjo]

No sir, that's on you if you get banned.

0100111101101011001000000011101100101101001110110000110100001010

 

[Ipquarx]

courier is nice bc all the characters are the same width

There's a Segoe version of that too B)

[ZombieDude]

forget ur stuff

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo

[Bomb Kirby]

^ navy seals copypasta in webdings

aka almost qualifies as spam

[ZombieDude]

^ navy seals copypasta in webdings

aka almost qualifies as spam

you ruined the joke

[Zapk²]

Does anybody actually use webdings?

[ZombieDude]

Does anybody actually use webdings?

i really hope not