Anyone not an "actual dumbass" wouldn't damage their phone so badly that only a 40 dollar case would protect it. Don't drop your phone, people!Have you considered that the fingerprints and dirt are under the screen protector?
"don't buy insurance, just don't crash!"
"don't get life insurance, just don't die!"
holy fuuuuuck i thought i had discovered the lowest common denominator already, apparently not.