Author Topic: time capsule  (Read 148105 times)

Dear me,
How's not having it yet working out for you?
eh, i can survive
still over a month away before my birthday

dear me,
is it your birthday yet? and if so, do you have splatoon?

dear me dont forget what you wrote last time you dumbstuff
hey hey i win


Hey, Douchebag have you talked to that girl into dating yet?
If not forget you.
Past self

Dear future me,
School is starting this Monday. Do me a favor and proclaim your love to her this year, please? It's now or never.
Hey, past me. I tried. Spoilers: She plays you like a fiddle and you let her steal $20 from you. How could you fall for someone like that, me?

Oh well, it's over now. Future me, find someone you KNOW you can trust. Maybe that one girl that really likes your music, perhaps?...


dear me,
it is october 1 i am not dead

DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON
~ <3, Mom

Dear Future Me,

Fix the chipped paint on your car, goddamnit

Past Me


dear me,
it is october 1 i am not dead
now you just have to wait until december 28 and you'll have a whole year of being not dead

COME ON MAN YOU GOT TO 800 LETS DO THIS stuff
okay you now have 1.3k

now you just have to wait until december 28 and you'll have a whole year of being not dead
not on my watch

now you just have to wait until december 28 and you'll have a whole year of being not dead
life goals

not on my watch

not on mine either

You're a loving crusty sweaty cunt
-me

dear future me
the answer is no

Dear future me,

Get that cool TI-84 CE plus will ya?

     From,
         Past me