My brother's girlfriend is fat monday (how many times have I prefaced a story with this now) and when she's on her period she stinks up the whole loving house. Like from the moment she leaves their room there is an absolutely revolting stench that permeates through the whole upper level of the apartment. She walks to the bathroom and from there the smell just continuously builds up and festers; you can smell it wafting through the cracks in the door and that's with the bathroom fan on mind you. One of the biggest problems is that she seemingly only showers once every three days or so even when on her period and doesn't change clothes from when she was sleeping. Once she's finished with the bathroom you can see the remnants of what she did on the toilet seat. Because she's like 400 pounds she can't fit properly on the toilet seat she often pops the cover off of it's hinges and her fat rolls over the edge of the seat. This results in a rather thick film of vaginal fluids, stubbly pubic hairs and who knows what else (it's like black specks) to literally cake on and crust over the front of the seat. She doesn't bother cleaning it up either. I will never ever sit down on the seat without giving it a very thorough cleaning because of that, and even then I prefer to hover over it instead. From there she heads downstairs and proceeds to sit on the couch, legs spread in a position to effectively spread her putrid smell throughout the entire living room and kitchen. The couch is leather and the spot where she sits usually smells absolutely horrifying, and anywhere else she sits needs about 10 minutes to fumigate properly. When she is on her period there is no escaping the smell, and when she's not on her period the smell is still about half as bad.
I wish I was making this up. If I was a weaker man I would have vomited my intestines up several times over by now.
