What if a Horror Movie was Made About Slenderman?

[Spikey]

I could imagine the movie promo being like: "From the creators of Paranormal Activity:"

Then: "Dark Woods"

/discuss

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[AcornCake]

all the young kids would praise it as it was a god

[Velateen]

it'd be poorly made like most horror movies nowadays
probably wouldn't even stick to the marblehornets story

[Hansome duded]

It'd make a bad horror movie. Slenderman is just a vague figure with tentacles, no face, completely mannequin like skin, and a suit. The idea of dying by him is also stupid. Get too close and you die, you could replace him with lava and there would be the same affect, death on contact. This guy could be a toy in Toy Story 4 for all I care. Not scary.

[Col. Burton]

He would become the new jack skelington.

[Anybody]

what's that one horror movie about the cabin in the woods?

[Kimon²]

He would become the new jack skelington.

DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT

[Buu]

Better question: why isn't there a movie about slenderman? those corporations are losing their touch with the kids :C

[Zack]

Depending on your definition of 'movie', this may already be a thing.

what's that one horror movie about the cabin in the woods?

There are dozens of these, the one that comes to mind is "Evil Dead", but again, I might be wrong.

[Electrk.]

if it was in the hands of the marble hornets guys it could be pretty good

[Becquerel]

If it were a Found footage themed movie, then I might support it

[SquartleTurtle]

the whole something awful forums would be lining up at the movies

[Camel]

there have been many indie slenderman films

they're all pretty lame

[Col. Burton]

there have been many indie slenderman films

they're all pretty lame

that's because they are no-name low budget movie producers. If Universal Films or Paramount Pictures made one though, I'd go watch it.

[blockguy™]

a Marble Hornets move actually wouldn't be too bad