what say ye flatflyer
is this better?

Backstory: This is a magical cactus in the african desert that makes his living selling hats and cheese. He and the sun are not the best of friends, most of their issues stemming from the Mr. Cactus' sour attitude, and constant accusations that the sun is trying to hurt him (dehydration is a bitch) coming from Mr. Cactus. He also claims that the sun is trying to sabotage his business operation by making it too damn hot for people to travel out and buy hats and assorted cheeses, thus, their relationship is quite strained. Despite all this Mr. Cactus is quite successful with the sale of his merchandise, and plans to retire within the next few years.
ok for real this is my actual oc so i would like it to be added to the OP.