Author Topic: Blockorp surveillance photos  (Read 2518 times)

Only on Tuesdays and when caek is present.

Guys, isn't obvious? Its Santa's secret military base, and someones trying to break in. He needs our help to save Christmas, all we have to do is believe!

Lol.

Anyway, that guy is trying to steal the presents in a manically planned out revenge on Santa. Sadly when he was a little boy all he asked for was a Blue Jogger Air Soft gun, but Santa told him he'd shoot his toe off. He since then has conspired to take revenge on that old fat bastard.

Santa however has other plans. The secrete military base is loading with machine guns, and their secrete weapon, Chuck Norris is Santa Clause. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll stuff your pants with glee over this made for TV movie that will soon become a holiday classic.

How Chuck Norris Saved Christmas

Starring:

Chuck Norris (as Himself)

Hayden Panettiere (as Chuck's Lover)

Ron Jeremy (as Santa Clause)

Pamela Anderson (as Mrs. Clause)

and Jack Nicholson (as Security Guard Johnson)

Something you and you're family will enjoy!




Ron Jeremy (as Santa Clause)

Pamela Anderson (as Mrs. Clause)
Maybe not the best people for Mr+Mrs Clause, especially when they're together... That Ron Jeremy is a real character at times...

Exactly why I put them together...