Before anyone asks, Here's the story: i tried preforming a back flip to day and instead ate stuff while slamming a semi erected rooster to the ground, and at first it was just a minor ache but right now as i took a piss i noticed it hurted ALOT and to my surprise looking down, I have this swollen frankfurter of pain and misfortune. worst of all it's swelling since I pissed, and now it's getting kinda heavy
my parents are gone, i can't accept calling the ambulance and be called balloon richard for the rest of my life, and all i have is some kitchen equipment, an oven, several razors, and a forgetload of antiseptics/painkillers, what do before my love missile becomes a payload.
