I know you're not human.
You're a camel.
...
Wait a minute.
That means you're a...
a...
a...
TERRORIST
TERRRRORRRRRIIIIISSSSTTTT.
Breaking News From Fox 69:
A secret project was discovered today by an American journalist today in the Iraqi oil-fields! Islamic terrorists are trying to weaponize camels in order to disrupt the efforts to democranize the Middle East.