Author Topic: So the Good Idea Fairy paid your good uncle Cappy a (Euphoric)Visit  (Read 1088 times)

Okay, this is probably gonna be a long-ish post, so don't expect it to be concise since a lot of stuff happened and I'm still pretty confused about how some of it went.

To establish some background, this story starts way back four years ago, when little old 7th grade Cappy goes to a catholic middle school. There is one girl that little Cappy likes very much, but seeing as they are both pretty young at that point and Cappy isn't ready for anything, he doesn't tell anybody, but one day, he summons his massive bear balls and decides to tell her. It is noted and Cappy gets a nice kiss and nothing else is said of it.

Now let's all fast forward four years to the present day. Cappy is sleeping this afternoon and lo and behold, he gets a text from said girl asking how he's been. She got my number somehow, but it's not like it's posted anywhere, and only my close friends have it, so my hypothesis is that one of my friends gave it to her, but anyways, back to the story. I tell her about how stuff has been since middle school, and she tells me about her life as well. It turns out that said girl (from now on, we'll call her Q) has been dating one of Cappy's friends, O. But Q is really fed up with O. Like REALLY fed up with him. He's insulted her and basically has taken her for granted for a month or so now and been, for lack of a better phrase, and absolute piece of stuff to her. While Cappy and Q are talking, Q asks Cappy if he would like to come over to her house. Oh boy. This is where the Good Idea Fairy comes in. For those of you who don't know what the "Good Idea Fairy" is, the Good Idea Fairy comes and brings people "good" ideas. But anyways, Cappy accepts the offer, puts on his dress fedora and combs his neckbeard and heads over to Q's house on his euphoric segway

Q answers the door when Cappy rings the bell, and this is the second instance of the Good Idea Fairy. Cappy, for some stupid reason, goes in to hug her, but the Good Idea Fairy visited Q as well, because she did the same. Q and Cappy do many fun things, like watch a couple of stuffty movies and Cappy gets his ass handed to him in Osu! by Q for the 50 thousandth time. Nothing too kinky exciting happens, but Cappy and Q have a lot of fun and Cappy stays over for dinner and meets Q's parents, who are surprisingly very nice to Cappy.

As Cappy is preparing to depart, the Good Idea Fairy visits Q once again and she decides to kiss Cappy on the lips, but he is too surprised to react, but Cappy liked it, but felt like Scumbag Cappy at the same time. On the way home, Cappy thinks about the time spent with Q and finally, slow old Cappy sees the signs that Q was flirting with him the entire time, being pretty touchy, etc. When Cappy arrives at his domicile, he receives more messages from Q. Out of the blue, the conversation begins to get progressively more loveual until Cappy and Q are talking about their various special interestes and things they enjoy doing. Then Cappy feels like Scumbag Cappy again, but shakes the feeling off because Cappy's friend is mean to Q.

So the point of this chronicle of the Adventures of Cappy on Planet Earth is, should Cappy continue to listen to the Good Idea Fairy because he has, after all, liked Q since 7th grade and O is being a scumbag, or should Cappy fight off the Good Idea Fairy and wait a little longer to see what happens?

You should keep the Good Idea Fairy and kill Cappy.kidding lol

Cappy is gonna get laid. Listen to your Good Idea Fairy.

Cappy is gonna get laid. Listen to your Good Idea Fairy.
she did ask if next time I wanted to "do more" so if I listen to the good idea fairy, that's a possibility.
Edit: she just sent a screencap of a conversation between her and O and she said next rugby game they go to, she was going to sit on his lap, and he replied with "ew no that would be sweaty and gross" :I
« Last Edit: July 18, 2014, 12:13:36 AM by Cappytaino »

Go to her, eliminate any sense of an omniscient being guiding you, and go whiled with her.

Go to her, eliminate any sense of an omniscient being guiding you, and go whiled with her.
instructions unclear, richard stuck in ceiling fan.

tell Q to break up with O and then stick it in Q's pooper
if i got the letters right

tell Q to break up with O and then stick it in Q's pooper
if i got the letters right
she said she was probably going to break up with him and she hinted heavily that she wanted to go out with me
That has Good Idea Fairy written all over it though

she said she was probably going to break up with him and she hinted heavily that she wanted to go out with me
That has Good Idea Fairy written all over it though
DO IT

stick it in her pooper

aren't rebound relationships like a notoriously bad idea

don't continue until Q is rid of O

tell Q to break up with O and then stick it in Q's pooper
if i got the letters right
flip it now lol

aren't rebound relationships like a notoriously bad idea

this

and if she's willing to cheat on O with you, she's willing to cheat on you with someone else.

this

and if she's willing to cheat on O with you, she's willing to cheat on you with someone else.
they aren't dating
yet
they were just hanging out and talking about stuff that would piss O off if he heard them talking about it