Heres one of Chris' stories.
Ok, so he was originally a slave by the cruel name of 'Hector' before we got him. His owner was a woman named Lauren who lived next door. Lauren already had many slaves, so she decided to trade with us. We traded one of our mattresses for him and we re-named him Charlie. He was just a little puppy, chubby and fat. The doctors called him a 'miniature' but he looked as if he was at a normal growth rate for Dachshunds.