It has come to my attention that I have no female friends, my friends list is a sausage fest. If any of you beautiful women would like to be friends with me just let me know.
Be warned though. I am very shy on skype at first, but once I warm up to you, I can be very lewd, perverted, weird, and constantly linking you to doodles I just created. Taya can confirm all of this. A dating relationship could form eventually, but don't get your hopes up of grabbing these buns.