Hey ladies [8 males:1 females:1 ???]

[carolcat]

Yeah you like that Qwepir meat HMMMMM????

human meat would ruin my internals. i only take the highest quality fuel.

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[Dodger]

gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire

*signature metal riff*

[Renousim]

wait is jairo actually a girl

[Dodger]

wait is jairo actually a girl

no

[carolcat]

gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire

*signature metal riff*

i can pour gasoline on you and then light a match and drop it on you

does that count

[Dodger]

i can pour gasoline on you and then light a match and drop it on you

does that count

no

[Tayasaurus]

human meat would ruin my internals. i only take the highest quality fuel.

srs tho

whos the lucky guy

[Badger]

no

um yes she has a daughter

[The Magical Dunes]

It has come to my attention that I have no female friends, my friends list is a sausage fest. If any of you beautiful women would like to be friends with me just let me know.
Be warned though. I am very shy on skype at first, but once I warm up to you, I can be very lewd, perverted, weird, and constantly linking you to doodles I just created. Taya can confirm all of this. A dating relationship could form eventually, but don't get your hopes up of grabbing these buns.

your  personalitie is very attractive. who wold not want to be linked to unfuney drawings and listen to probably forgetin' rape jokes. heck, i want to smooch you over the internet right now! *mwah mwah* : - {|}

[Taboo]

This thread is inspiring.

[ZombiLoin]

Do hands count as ladies?

[Buu]

There's only one way you can solve a sausage fest, and simply adding a hole isn't the right way, op.

you know what i mean.

[TomTheGeek²]

i had my fair share of female friends and i think it's enough for now.

it always ends up to be drama for me :(

[Skateaton]

here you go, op. seeing as you're thirsty and all.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Criiiinge