Author Topic: Control how the above user dies v2.0 PLOT TWIST  (Read 5065 times)


Got to discover what's on the other side of a combine portal.


The booty was too amazing, and blinded poor Malleo. He tripped and unfortunately fell through the window of his apartment on the 35th floor, plummeting to his death.

comet lands on his face


You are torn asunder by Alzheimer's disease over the course of the older years of your life, slowly losing your mind, both figuratively and literally, you lose the memories of your loved ones, all the happy moments you've ever had, if any, will have faded to dust in the books of history, you die alone in the street, watching as strangers pass you by while you sit and starve, yearning to know who you once were, but, by the end of this paragraph, you wont even remember who I was.

I love you, dad.






drank too much alchohol


You divide by 0.



...Your calculator explodes in your face, killing you instantly.

2 liter bottle of hand sanitizer down the throat