WE ARE THE COLLECTIVE. THE COLLECTIVE IS SAFE. SAFE. SAFE. SAFE. SAFE.

[Flame]

so spooke

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

http://swololol.x10.mx/identity/missing/ still works

oh my

part of the database is not corrup-

Hello John Smith!
Welcome to your new job!
http://swololol.x10.mx/identity/

GOD DAMN I-

Hello. My name is John Smith. How may I help you in this fine evening?

I am an organization worker. The Organization is here to help you.

[Starkiller]

Wtf is happening

juzt bend over and wait for it

[childofdarkness016]

everyone looks like me

i'm the real john smith

[Starkiller]

so spooke

spoopier than my spoopy skeleton thread

[Swollow]

07/26/14

[Flame]

7/26/14

motherfcker that's when i'm going to a birthday party can we skip ahead a few days or something

inb4 missing page turns into all john smith

[Starkiller]

07/26/14

oh stuff. LUCY IS REAL AND ShE WILL KILL US ALL

[CharlesSpeaking]

07/26/14

Thank goodness! Our grateful president has told us of the date of the apocalypse! How charming.

[Swat 3]

Hello. My name is John Smith. Please stay calm.

The Organization has something planned for us.

Planned.

Plan.

[childofdarkness016]

Hello. My name is John Smith. Please stay calm.

The Organization has something planned for us.

Planned.

Plan.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL IN CAHOOTS.

CAHOOTS, I TELL YOU. SPARE ME FROM THIS MADNESS.

[Flame]

Hello. My name is John Smith. Please stay calm.

The Organization has something planned for us.

Planned.

Plan.

pan?

[Starkiller]

its ok guys. I will save you all from agent smith

[CharlesSpeaking]

-snip-

pan?

No! Flannel!

[synthesispandabot]