Author Topic: Sunflower Seeds  (Read 1286 times)

These brothers.

Holy stuff, do I love them. I swear, if I eat enough, I'll probably die from extremely high salt consumption and enter the afterlife, where I can eat these for the rest of my life without consequence or headaches from dehydration.

Discuss this amazing achene's glory, and how you are probably going to keel over anytime soon. If you don't enjoy this food of the gods, I highly recommend shoving a dragon fruit or whatever stuffty "food" you prefer up your ass. Or don't post here, whatever suits your taste.

my cousin sliced the bottom tissue of his tongue eating these

my cousin sliced the bottom tissue of his tongue eating these
Consider it survival of the fittest at work. The sunflower seeds simply deemed him unworthy.

i ate nearly a whole pack of dale's sunflower seeds with the shells on and let me tell you that my star fish became a raving hell of blood, stuff, and splintery seed shells.

when i played baseball when i was younger, one kid always had a bag of sunflower seeds.

everyone attacked him to get at least one seed.

Sun flower seeds are my life. I had two big bags of David's original sun flower seeds, ate them both in about a week.


I've never had sunflower seeds :(

I've never had sunflower seeds :(
what the forget is your life

I've never had sunflower seeds :(
You are impure. Please leave.


I eat 2 sleeves of the BBQ ones almost daily, I just suck the flavor off then spit the seed out most of the time though.


I've never had sunflower seeds :(
Go to your nearest gas station or convenience store and buy 2 sleeves for 1 dollar.