spam messages i randomly get

[Maxxi]

so apparentally companies with their "snake enlargement pills" want to send me some
neato

post other spam messages you get.
...forgeters.

[Ad Bot]

[Michael Trent]

Stop signing up at : getyourbigassrichardnow.gay

[PowerDag]

i always find it amusing to read the nonsense descriptions beside them (i don't open them though)

[hodot]

they know you have a small snake.

[Maxxi]

they know you have a small snake.

oh no
they FOUND MY SECRET
jk i dont have a small richard lel

[Michael Trent]

oh no
they FOUND MY SECRET
jk i dont have a small richard lel

For a 14 y/o, I can make an educated guess that it is smaller in length than a usb port.

[Taboo]

You're like 12, of course you do.

[hodot]

jk i dont have a small richard lel

yeah of course you don't

[carolcat]

i get spam emails offering me lemon trees

[hodot]

i get spam emails offering me lemon trees

You must have a distinct lack of lemons then

[Blockzillahead]

For a 14 y/o, I can make an educated guess that it is smaller in length than a usb port.

if your richard is small at 14 youre pretty much doomed
there isnt much growth to be done afterwards

[Zanaran2]

expand dong

[Michael Trent]

if your richard is small at 14 youre pretty much doomed
there isnt much growth to be done afterwards

Depends. Some people start puberty at 14. Puberty isn't just 3 years long.

[hodot]

you should really take them up on their offer, maxx

[carolcat]

You must have a distinct lack of lemons then

we've got a big garden, 3 apple trees, and a cherry tree :(