I'd censor the one I just got, but that would involve covering up almost everything but the caption, so I'll just read that to you.
While under the influence of Angel Dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of a broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. He survived due to the large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by the police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the man's face, lips, and nose.
The picture is just a horrifying bloody mess with two rows of teeth on it and a neck coming out the bottom of it.
With that out of the way, here is one of someone showing off their non-suggestive jellyfish tattoo:
