Author Topic: The big One-Eight. (Read 673 times)

BluetoothBoy · July 27, 2014, 03:31:19 PM

As of this post, I am 568,036,999 seconds old. At exactly 3:28 PM on July 27th, 1996, I was born.

Some of my accomplishments upon reaching adulthood:

Never driven.
Never owned my own phone.
Never owned my own computer.

So yeah, now I'm 18. Feels about the same as 17, people are just overreacting more.

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Fab · July 27, 2014, 03:31:52 PM

this title, ugh.

well, congratulations?

BluetoothBoy · July 27, 2014, 03:33:40 PM

Quote from: Fab on July 27, 2014, 03:31:52 PM

this title, ugh.

well, congratulations?

Sorry, was posting ASAP.

Kingdaro · July 27, 2014, 03:35:26 PM

Happy birthday. Enjoy feeling nothing different but suddenly being able to do basically everything.

The Resonte! · July 27, 2014, 03:35:59 PM

thats more accomplishments than what i've done

$trinick · July 27, 2014, 03:37:16 PM

18 isn't about what you have done; it's about what you can do.

Hit up a strip club to celebrate.

BluetoothBoy · July 27, 2014, 03:45:02 PM

Quote from: $trinick on July 27, 2014, 03:37:16 PM

18 isn't about what you have done; it's about what you can do.

Hit up a strip club to celebrate.

Well, I ain't gonna do that, but I will put it to good use.

Like signing my own waivers. ;)

Tokerovin · July 27, 2014, 04:09:40 PM

happy birthday thank you for your service

TristanLuigi · July 27, 2014, 04:11:12 PM

Quote from: BluetoothBoy on July 27, 2014, 03:31:19 PM

Never owned my own phone.
Never owned my own computer.

wtf
how do you even manage to not have your own phone by 18

Regardless, conglaturation!

$trinick · July 27, 2014, 04:12:11 PM

Quote from: TristanLuigi on July 27, 2014, 04:11:12 PM

conglaturation!

Singular. You only get one congratulation for turning eighteen.

TristanLuigi · July 27, 2014, 04:14:17 PM

Quote from: $trinick on July 27, 2014, 04:12:11 PM

Singular. You only get one conglaturation for turning eighteen.

I guess my lame attempt at humor didn't work. :c

BluetoothBoy · July 27, 2014, 04:14:29 PM

Quote from: Tokerovin on July 27, 2014, 04:09:40 PM

happy birthday thank you for your service

You are welcome kind sir.

Quote from: TristanLuigi on July 27, 2014, 04:11:12 PM

wtf
how do you even manage to not have your own phone by 18

Regardless, conglaturation!

My bro and my sister and I share a "go-phone". We don't go out enough for it to be worth it (although that'll probably soon change for me).

Quote from: $trinick on July 27, 2014, 04:12:11 PM

Singular. You only get one congratulation for turning eighteen.

It's ok, 'cause he actually conglaturated me.

Heitmeyer� · July 27, 2014, 04:14:43 PM

gz for lv 18!!!!!

BluetoothBoy · July 28, 2014, 11:10:59 AM

Oops.

I meant to post this here yesterday, you know, on my actual birthday... But whatever. Better late than never! So anyway, here's my 18th-birthday jam I made for this once-in-a-lifetime experience. Yay for jungle. <3

http://soundcloud.com/lloid-1/one-eight

Couatl · July 28, 2014, 11:12:17 AM

still best indie song I've ever heard