why do my hands smell like ramen all the time

[Freek]

I'm serious, my hands actually smell like ramen noodles. It's not like they're even dirty, even minutes after I wash them they smell like loving ramen. I don't eat ramen that often, maybe like once every few months, yet they still have the same exact smell as beef flavoured top ramen. does anyone know why

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[HerpaDerp]

you are the chosen one

[ZombieDude]

plot twist: ramen is made out of freek's hands

[Jairo]

maybe you're chinese, like me

[Foxscotch]

your skin has become ramen noodle

[ABlockOfCheese]

you are becoming ramen

Do not resist

Fulfill your destiny

[WaffleCake]

you are one with the ramen

[Nonnel]

maybe you're chinese, like me

how flat is your face

[OrkusBorkus]

how flat is your face

[Swat 3]

You probably unconsciously scratch your balls, which smell like ramen.

[ABlockOfCheese]

You probably unconsciously scratch your balls, which smell like ramen.

but that raises another question

why the forget would his balls smell like ramen

[WaffleCake]

why the forget would his balls smell like ramen

he took a bath in ramen
simple as that

[Freek]

update: my balls don't smell like ramen

[Foxscotch]

update: my balls don't smell like ramen

are you really flexible? or did you rub your hands on your balls then smell them? or what man? I don't even know what would be the most socially acceptable answer. idk if you can make it seem socially acceptable

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

maybe its just your nose that smells like ramen