i might have contracted rabies

[Arekan]

jesus forget

ikr

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[sir dooble]

well good thing my cat who drools doesn't have rabies.

It doesn't matter if they dribble about too much (should they even have rabies).
The infection actually only spread through saliva. It's a case of whether an infected animal bites you (saliva enters directly from mouth and off of teeth into body), or if the animal scratches you (should the animal have licked its claws prior to scratching, thereby delivering saliva into your body) or if the animals saliva gets into an open wound, including scratches or scabs.

[HerpaDerp]

i had to get 3 shots of anesthesia all in a sensitive infection area on my foot...

the doctors would handicapped and didnt wait for the anesthetic to set and operated basically without it and i felt all the loving pain

[Mr Man]

Wake your family up and go get the shots. Rabies is ALWAYS fatal once symptoms show, and the vaccination is free. Gonna be sad losing that cat though :c

[sir dooble]

i had to get 3 shots of anesthesia all in a sensitive infection area on my foot...

the doctors would handicapped and didnt wait for the anesthetic to set and operated basically without it and i felt all the loving pain

Owch. I really wouldn't want surgery with just a local anasthetic.
I've only ever had surgery once (tonsilectomy) and that's done with a general anasthetic. But I still felt rough and sore as forget when I came to after the surgery.

It was bad enough when I had a doctor at A&E pull apart the sides of a gash in my hand to check for broken glass (I knocked a glass over and went to catch it with my other hand, but it smashed as it hit my palm and cut me), and I had no anasthetic to that.

[Foxscotch]

wait, how did you even "find out" your cat "probably" has rabies??

[XR-7]

Maxx, you could possibly go and get this potentially threatening situation observed by medical experts.

Otherwise, don't ask for our sympathy and above all, don't bite people.

[Badger]

wait, how did you even "find out" your cat "probably" has rabies??

yea and so late at night too lol

[Judge]

i had some bad ammonia recently and the dumbass nurse tried drawing blood out of my arm and the needle went into my arm and either into my muscle or ran into my muscle and when the needle came out the entire thing had bent sideways by the time they got it out, it hurt like hell

also i hope you guys know that rabies shots hurt like 10x more than regular ones
not agreeing with this idiot who wants to foam his life away though

[HerpaDerp]

also you should go ASAP

your cat will realize it and then want to take you all down with him and lick your faces while you're sleeping

[Foxscotch]

i had some bad ammonia recently

what was wrong with it?

[blockguy™]

what was wrong with it?

you aren't funny

[WaffleCake]

go to the loving hospital
is it that hard
i hate needles to death but i've had 5 shots at once before

[Foxscotch]

you aren't funny

I don't think you entirely understand what's going on here
ammonia is a colourless gas with a characteristic pungent smell. it contributes significantly to the nutritional needs of terrestrial organisms by serving as a precursor to food and fertilizers. either directly or indirectly, it is also a building-block for the synthesis of many pharmaceuticals and is used in many commercial cleaning products. although in wide use, it's both caustic and hazardous
you wouldn't go to a doctor for bad ammonia. I don't even know if bad ammonia is something that can happen. idk if it has an expiration date or anything

but it's funny
ammonia isn't what he meant, he meant pneumonia

[Zanaran2]

Maxx hasn't posted recently. Either he's at the hospital or he's rocking himself to sleep, foaming at the mouth.

I don't think you entirely understand what's going on here
ammonia  is a colourless gas with a characteristic pungent smell. it contributes significantly to the nutritional needs of terrestrial organisms by serving as a precursor to food and fertilizers. either directly or indirectly, it is also a building-block for the synthesis of many pharmaceuticals and is used in many commercial cleaning products. although in wide use, it's both caustic and hazardous
you wouldn't go to a doctor for bad ammonia. I don't even know if bad ammonia is something that can happen. idk if it has an expiration date or anything

but it's funny
ammonia isn't what he meant, he meant pneumonia

jesus christ nice wikipedia article