I'm aboot ready to make this clear, eh?
As Canadians, eh, we have evolved, eh, to allow the heavy portion of our head to float in mid-air, eh? This is mainly for optimum digestion, eh, of TimBits and Maple Syrup, eh, though there are some other biological benefits, eh?
Seriously, though. I can't believe it took you guys so long to catch on. Bet you're jealous!