Author Topic: super heaven (Read 985 times)

Starkiller · July 31, 2014, 12:32:09 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItPDoHk1Ifk

suiciding twice

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blockguy� · July 31, 2014, 12:32:57 AM

i die in heaven i go to super heaven

amazing logic

McZealot · July 31, 2014, 12:33:21 AM

if heaven is real why do people wear seatbelts
i used to be a christian but even then i thought that god loved us all and everybody went to heaven. i didn't believe that god would create a hell.

blockguy� · July 31, 2014, 12:37:48 AM

Quote from: McZealot on July 31, 2014, 12:33:21 AM

loved us all and everybody went to heaven. i didn't believe that god would create a hell.

~~there is a fault in the system~~
i honestly think god was just talking stuff about the devil because hell is for bad people, right?
well let's say you robbed a bank and killed 4 children and stole from nuns and homeless people. wouldn't the devil be your friend because you did all of the bad stuff?

BassCrossMegaman1 · July 31, 2014, 12:38:15 AM

Quote from: McZealot on July 31, 2014, 12:33:21 AM

i used to be a christian but even then i thought that god loved us all and everybody went to heaven. i didn't believe that god would create a hell.

the purpose of hell has been so twisted by many things that it does the opposite of what it's supposed to do, cleanse the sins out of souls (i think)

synthesispandabot · July 31, 2014, 12:39:04 AM

actually god didn't create heaven one of his angels became corrupt and built hell

blockguy� · July 31, 2014, 12:39:46 AM

i've never read a single passage from the bible

is that a problem

Starkiller · July 31, 2014, 12:39:50 AM

Quote from: synthesispandabot on July 31, 2014, 12:39:04 AM

actually god didn't create heaven one of his angels became corrupt and built hell

its said it was the most beautiful angel of them all

Foxscotch · July 31, 2014, 12:42:53 AM

Quote from: McZealot on July 31, 2014, 12:33:21 AM

i used to be a christian but even then i thought that god loved us all and everybody went to heaven. i didn't believe that god would create a hell.

maybe he does and hell was just like an empty threat. when people like Riddler get up there theyre all "what" and gods like "um its a long story just go on through the big pearly gates ok ill tell you later i mean we literally have forever"

McZealot · July 31, 2014, 12:44:47 AM

i mean i just don't see a point in hell. if nobody can be hurt in heaven why would you create an alternative? let bad people go to heaven, they won't make it any worse. it's not an elite club.

Starkiller · July 31, 2014, 12:46:34 AM

Quote from: McZealot on July 31, 2014, 12:44:47 AM

i mean i just don't see a point in hell. if nobody can be hurt in heaven why would you create an alternative? let bad people go to heaven, they won't make it any worse. it's not an elite club.

bad people dont go to hell cos they are bad. good people can go to hell aswell. you have to repent your sins and love god to go to heaven. maybe Riddler repented and came to love christ right before his death.

�l��kf�ce · July 31, 2014, 12:48:25 AM

REAPED THE ***K OUT OF HER

Kimon� · July 31, 2014, 12:48:54 AM

haha psych catch me in the mindless void of death

Quote from: McZealot on July 31, 2014, 12:44:47 AM

i mean i just don't see a point in hell. if nobody can be hurt in heaven why would you create an alternative? let bad people go to heaven, they won't make it any worse. it's not an elite club.

why would they give Riddler luxury treatment like christianity's all about morals

Starkiller · July 31, 2014, 12:51:19 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGuTN_ilmEk

oh god

Kimon� · July 31, 2014, 12:54:38 AM

Quote from: Starkiller on July 31, 2014, 12:51:19 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGuTN_ilmEk

oh god

"good night, sweet prince"