Human: Cool stool
Badspot: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: Good but how about you do you very good?
Badspot: No I do not me very good. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: How do you do undo how do?
Badspot: I am very well, how are you?
Human: Hi bye
Badspot: See you later. Hello there.
Don't know why this cracked me up so much.