Author Topic: Sucking your own richard.  (Read 13347 times)

Pro tip buddy, if you're gonna pull the fallacy excuse, you should at-least explain why it's appropriate in the situation : )
this argument is so stupid and trivial that it shouldn't even exist.

think about what you're doing.

you're arguing with me because i said someone hasn't had good head.

of course someone is arguing in this thread


this piece of stuff thread is so mentally draining that i cant even come up with anything to post in it that could be even remotely construed as an attempt to be clever or funny

it feels more like sucking a richard than getting your richard sucked
have you guys
It's true
done this?


an alternative is eating yourself out
has that been done. bc i cant do it
That is almost impossible. A richard is long and barely suckable by yourself. A vulva is flat.
Who hasn't at this point?
People who don't really think out of the box I guess.


As a caribou, I can't do this because I have 4 legs and that'd mean that I'd have to put my head all the way under my stomach.



always wanted to try. does seem like the best of both worlds.

okay please dont make this into a 5 page topic
lol don't worry

it will

I tried.
I failed.
I cried.