Sucking your own thumb.

[Rooged]

Does it feel like getting your thumb sucked or sucking a thumb?

It feels like sucking a thumb for the same reason procrastination isn't as great as love.

And yes, I am that flexible.

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[synthesispandabot]

no stop

stop please

[Taboo]

please don't start this stuff again

[RedJohn]

hilarious

[Theepicman]

It feels like your getting pinworm eggs into your system.

[Trogtor]

nah i never really got into it

i mean im full and able too its just my thumb taste like my nuts since im playing with them so much

[Bosnik]

It feels like your getting pinworm eggs into your system.

why

[Theepicman]

why

Its the truth man.

[synthesispandabot]

the feeling when you put your thumb up your butt and find a pinworm crawling into your small wound

[Kimon²]

It feels like your getting pinworm eggs into your system.

nematodes

[Theepicman]

Yes I also heard that female pinworms go to your star fish and lay eggs on the skin around the star fish when you're asleep.

Pinworms be buttloving you.

[blockguy™]

whats a pinworm and should i google it

[RedJohn]

whats a pinworm and should i google it

a pinworm is a type of parasite

[Gaythan Gayes]

Now OP will forever be known as "guy who sucks his own thumb."

[blockguy™]

a pinworm is a type of parasite

i googled it
as long as you don't stick your thumb up your own ass, or use your new freshly harvested 100% organic carrot in your butt, you should be fine