I only drink chocolate milk, tea and water :I
chocolate milk? disgusting pancakes oh god.
Get medieval in there. Use the filthy water to brew delicious Ale. How do you think Western Europe survived for 600 years without proper water sanitation?
They barely survived
Do you have an Charcoal straws/life straws, britta water-filter pitcher, iodine/chlorine tablets? Might want to make use of those things.
rub on my balls and down my booty crack
OP should move to St. Louis, we've got some of the best tap water in the States. ;)