Man I used to consider myself boring but now I'm just extremely happy that I'm not.. well.. a lot of you.
I don't have any "special interestes" that would be outside the social norm. I could forget a girl wearing handcuffs or something, but I wouldn't get anything out of it. I don't mind being scratched as long as I'm not a scratching post, but again it doesn't do anything for me.
Then there's stuff like rape, bestiality, futanari, scat, farting (wtf? I'm sorry dude but I didn't even know that one was a forgetin' special interest, that's disgusting), pissing on people, and all this other weird stuff we got going on in here that if even brought up to me would make me go soft and avoid the situation from that point on.