Author Topic: special interest megathread vTheABELBOTOHAStocomplainabouthetitle  (Read 128555 times)


"Avians"
So you hate flatflyer?
a bird cloaca has no muscles to hold waste in with

so basically what you have is an uncontrollable stuff cannon surrounded by coarse, dirty tailfeathers

not exactly my idea of attractive

and of course I don't hate flat, its not like he's a jerk or anything

a bird cloaca has no muscles to hold waste in with

so basically what you have is an uncontrollable stuff cannon surrounded by coarse, dirty tailfeathers

not exactly my idea of attractive
you're looking too deep into it boyo

you're looking too deep into it boyo
no I'm not? I mean some avians are cute but I'd never get in bed with one because of that

no I'm not? I mean some avians are cute but I'd never get in bed with one because of that
Give it a diaper and then I would.

Give it a diaper and then I would.
but then what would you forget

they don't have anything else

(I mean idk about you but I was using "get in bed with one" to mean intercourse)


but then what would you forget

they don't have anything else
wait oh yeah...

I'll just use diapers if I want to cuddle with him in bed and i'll take the loving to my bathroom

A couple small images here to show the black hat, and one to show with nothing on my face.

what exactly is a fingerjob?

It's something to lower the unemployment rate for fingers.

what exactly is a fingerjob?
I assume it means fingering a vagina

I copied it directly from f-list so I didn't go through and type out the descriptions



its when a guy puts his finger inside another guys richard.
jesus its the loving 21st century get with it

its when a guy puts his finger inside another guys richard.
jesus its the loving 21st century get with it
THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT HURTS

its when a guy puts his finger inside another guys richard.
jesus its the loving 21st century get with it