I'm sure research stars waterblast their brown town cavity to ensure no poopie.
I can't imagine it not being a mess.
it smells awful but i was surprised when i discovered that the gloves i was wearing when i tried it weren't covered in poop. it's actually decently clean, but i guess i'd still recommend that you wash everything involved in the act thoroughly (as with stuff like carrots and hands for other loveual acts) in case there's any nasty bacteria and whatnot hanging around.
You'd rather stick it in a place where blood and urine comes out? Just asking. Who needs love anyway we got pizza and Albert Hitchrooster
ok first things first: the urethra in females, while contained inside of the vagina, is not the place your richard goes (unless you're REALLY adventurous and you've spent a lot of time stretching it). secondly, blood from periods comes from the uterus, which is also contained within the vagina but not accessed during love. thirdly, the vagina is incredible at keeping itself clean and thoroughly expels period blood and filth thanks to its own contained ecosystem (the white fluid you see in creampie images? that acts as both a self-made lubricant and the vagina's personal way of expelling unneeded stuff).
also douching is terrible for vaginas because 1) they're supposed to have their own smell and will never naturally smell like an ocean breeze or lavender, 2) they clean themselves out, and 3) douching upsets the vagina's internal ecosystem and can lead to it smelling even worse later on
