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[Obliviongate20]

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>be me, 10/10 blockhead in suit
>bored
>looks for a server i've seen on the forums
>see server titled 'lab rp'
>ehwhynot
>join
>87 files
>watch one of nekrams videos without watching chat
>spawn
>big square building
>idontknowwhatiexpected.gif
>red bricks with weapons everywhere
>go into building
>bot at reception desk
>bot is a national socialist
>mfw

[Ad Bot]

[*FacePalm*]

>on an RP server
>im a cop
>driving down the road
>trailing behind these two guys who have stirred up stuff a bit
>come to an intersection
>sudden huge traffic jam
>everyone boxes in the two guys in the car
>gang members who had a beef with them were there
>mafia who had a beef with them were there
>bank robber crew who had a beef with them were there
>other people who had a personal beef with them were there
>cops had a beef with them; i was there
>everyone gets out of their car
>9MM BLIZZARD

[Cool Boi]

>Go to tezuni server
>get banned

[eboyblue10]

>Go to tezuni server
>get banned

[Camel]

>join family rp

just kiddin

[AcornCake]

>make a public server
>nobody joins
>i die

[Theepicman]

>Joins lab RP
>Goes in spammy as forget lab
>Picks up poison and sedative syringe and injects random person
>Gets banned for "Dont abuse admim"

[CharlesSpeaking]

>playing a round of mafia madness
>come to the conclusion that life would be better if i became a sock
>change avatar to look like a sock, necessary red band at the bottom
>play a few rounds as sock
>someone else decides to be a sock
>another few rounds
>someone else decides to be a sock
>it's like a three-man cult
>we are the sock cult
>play some more rounds, sometimes someone new joins the "team"
>eventually leave server
>browse the blockland forums like always
>clan discussion
>sock clan is made by some scrub
>how dare i call one of us a scrub
>i am sorry
>eventually join the server again as sock
>there are other socks
>we are a team
>we are family
>we are the sock

[jonnyman5656]

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only you could do that.

[*FacePalm*]

that's my new favorite greentext since "ARE YOU loving SORRY"

[Maxwell.]

>open blockland
>see s4s memes
>mfw
>close
>open the entry way
>no games for the ps4

[WaterOre]

>post the above user's funniest post thread
>above user is flatflyer
>check previous posts
>birds
>finds a suitable post on furry megathread
>quotes post
>accidentally posts on furry megathread
>fml
>deletes post
>phew
>operator calls me out for the post
>mfw

[Donro98]

>Join TDM server
>Kill admin
>banned for free kill permanently 

[hodot]

>host boulder dash classic for first time
>start off with 3 players
>about to give up
>suddenly getting 10
>now 20
>now 40
>got up to 62 players
>the legend lives on

[Sideswipe]

>joins space RP server
>looks around corner
>gets shot
>ignores because random
>banned for godmodding