You wake up. As your eyes adjust to the bright sun pouring through your window, you slowly pull yourself out of bed and turn on your computer. As it boots up, you check the time and the date. 10:00 am, August 21st. Suddenly, you remember. Panicked, you open up your browser thinking, "It can't be true. They were bluffing, there's no way!" As the home page appears you click your Blockland Forums bookmark. What awaits you is more horrifying than you ever could have ever imagined. You try to look away, but the euphoria engulfs you. The forums, a mere scrap of their former glory, have been invaded. Forumers posting frantic messages for help, the order and community scrambled in a digital blaze. You try to close out, but it's no use. They already have you. Your appearance begins to morph along with your surroundings. Classic movie posters turned into memes and anime babes. Your clean dressers are covered with dry semen and food crumbs. You gain 500 pounds and your face becomes entrepreneur led. Once well-groomed, your hair descends past your neck fat, which has sprouted a beard. As a fedora descends upon your cranium, you experience true euphoria. "It's all over now," you whisper. In your final moments, you make out a picture of a poorly drawn troll face. You close your eyes. You have been trolled.
tl;dr it's 12:30 and I'm going to sleep
