Have you ever had loveual intercourse?

[IsaacKronenFaust]

I bet if he said it was a simple Humanoid blow up doll, people would have just been like "haha a blow up doll" at worst and it wouldn't have gone on for more than a single page.

People suck ass.

[Ad Bot]

[*FacePalm*]

catch me scissorin w/ my 1,000 gfs

[ZombieDude]

I bet if he said it was a simple Humanoid blow up doll, people would have just been like "haha a blow up doll" at worst and it wouldn't have gone on for more than a single page.

People suck ass.

isaac is entering hyper-SJW mode

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

I bet if he said it was a simple Humanoid blow up doll, people would have just been like "haha a blow up doll" at worst and it wouldn't have gone on for more than a single page.

People suck ass.

"if it was a different situation things would have played out differently"
well hello there lieutenant attentive i didnt see you come in

[IsaacKronenFaust]

"if it was a different situation things would have played out differently"
well hello there lieutenant attentive i didnt see you come in

It really is the same exact situation, only the shape of the doll is different.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

It really is the same exact situation, only the shape of the doll is different.

and that the doll is a 6 feet long and also supposed to be an animal
and that the doll is actually a toy he cut a hole into, and made a fake star fish with a slot under it for a carrot
and that takato is a zoophile
and that he tried to justify it by telling us his parents knew
and that he tried to pass it off as love when it was procrastination with a stuffed animal
and that he's an adult who inexplicably wants to brag about loving a toy dragon on a lego forum

[IsaacKronenFaust]

The only thing that I think matters is your fifth point, which I do agree that it doesn't actually count as intercourse. Which I suppose should have disqualified him from posting about it, but I don't really care.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

The only thing that I think matters is your fifth point, which I do agree that it doesn't actually count as intercourse. Which I suppose should have disqualified him from posting about it, but I don't really care.

I'd like to think that all the point matter just as much, seeing as how he's loving freakish and horrible
I mean, he's a 20 year old dragon special interestist posting a lego forum. you dont sink any lower than that

[Doughboy]

he was just trying to

train his dragon

[Mr Man]

No sadly, not yet

[Alcatraz [PL]]

once i caught my dad giving my mom the brown town

[Doughboy]

[Caribou]

Ya with my GF  

[Dodger]

Ya with my GF  

pics or it didn't happen 

[Steve5451²]

Not yet, 17 years old and still a virgin, never kissed a girl on the lips, even with my girlfriend it's strictly kisses on the cheek because we both have purity rings, which basically means no bow chicka bow wow until we're married.

... you can't even give her a real kiss? That's a little excessive don't you think?

The only thing that I think matters is your fifth point, which I do agree that it doesn't actually count as intercourse. Which I suppose should have disqualified him from posting about it, but I don't really care.

You're kind in the same boat with him, there's no surprise that you agree with him.