I get to take a trip to my girlfriend's house to apologize to her father.

[Jairo]

I think you should not try to act like a man because rednecks take that as a offence

"paw! he's tryna do tax exemption!"
"...get me my shotty."

[Ad Bot]

[Damp]

slap your gf in the richard

Stop stop stop. Dont ruin your rep so early

[ZombieDude]

slap your gf in the richard

good advice. i find that working it out sensibly is far better in the long run, but nobody can deny a good slap in the richard really helps

[Bosnik]

i really loving hate patriotic american parents, good luck with that

[XR-7]

Heh heh heh

gg OP

what's he going to do, shoot you?

If he's lucky, that's the only thing her dad will do to him.

[Blockzillahead]

is it worth it for that hoe?

[WaterOre]

[Damp]

Jesus this turned into a defense guide against patriots 

[Waru]

bump because today iS THE DAY

[McZealot]

he reads his daughters texts

thats kinda creepy

[DrenDran]

You should have been having a consensual relationship with someone your age?
Yeah, good thing you learned your lesson! How dare you!

[Yosher]

Seriously, what the forget do parents have against their children (mainly daughters) getting into relationships? Oh no, they sent each other no-no words! :(

Clearly they're going to grow up to become love offenders, raping and then eating children as their main daily activity.

[DrenDran]

Seriously, what the forget do parents have against their children (mainly daughters) getting into relationships? Oh no, they sent each other no-no words! :(

Clearly they're going to grow up to become love offenders, raping and then eating children as their main daily activity.

Why wait for them to grow up? You can slap them with a love offender status before they're even of age now!


Besides, OPs profile says he's 24. So unless the girl he was dating was like, 17 or under, none of this makes any sense.
This is way too much effort just to get a girl back OP. Dump her.

[Yosher]

Like seriously. They didn't even have physical contact in that situation. They were sending each other messages.

What do parents expect, that a relationship is just about holding hands in school hallways? You'd think they'd know better since they, you know, have children. And children don't pop up out of nowhere.

[Starkiller]

Orge