Author Topic: what kind of knot do you tie your necktie in?  (Read 1233 times)

first of all necktie gang or dont bang, gtfo bowtie cigarettes, except for bill nye.

double windsor knot here

how about the rest of the menly men of this forum who wear neckties?

first of all necktie gang or dont bang, gtfo bowtie cigarettes, except for bill nye.



I'm a poor excuse of an Englishman and I don't have a suit of any kind, so I don't wear a tie.
I also don't typically wear a shirt (and wearing a shirt with tie without a jacket is pretty stupid).

And I also don't know of any knots. Were I in need of one for a formal occasion I would google search for one.

When I wear a tie (never since I left school 4 years ago) I tie it in the same knot I've tied ties in since I was 7 years-old. I don't know the name of this knot and I likely never will, all that I do know is that it is the knot in which I tie my tie when I wear a tie which I never do.


When I wear a tie (never since I left school 4 years ago) I tie it in the same knot I've tied ties in since I was 7 years-old. I don't know the name of this knot and I likely never will, all that I do know is that it is the knot in which I tie my tie when I wear a tie which I never do.
When my school introduced blazers, shirts and ties as school uniform (originally it was a polo shirt and sweatshirt), they only allowed clip-on ties, for fear that children would choke each other in fights and things.

Of course, that meant instead that everyone had a clip on and a richardhead wouldn't choke you with it, but run past, grab your tie, pull it off and throw it onto the roof or something similarly stupid.

a tie seems unfitting for someone with an el camino I don't think I've ever worn a real tie before so idk

i never wear ties so i dont know how to tie one

When my school introduced blazers, shirts and ties as school uniform (originally it was a polo shirt and sweatshirt), they only allowed clip-on ties, for fear that children would choke each other in fights and things.

Of course, that meant instead that everyone had a clip on and a richardhead wouldn't choke you with it, but run past, grab your tie, pull it off and throw it onto the roof or something similarly stupid.

Never really had that in either my junior school or my high school, I don't recall there ever being any incidents involving any item of a student's uniform. Probably because you wore the uniform from reception until the day you left the school so it was probably just something nobody thought about

Never really had that in either my junior school or my high school, I don't recall there ever being any incidents involving any item of a student's uniform. Probably because you wore the uniform from reception until the day you left the school so it was probably just something nobody thought about
Plus my school was full of stuffheads who just got pandered too, rather than punished.

I have a special dumbwaiter that I put my tie in and an offering, and when it reaches the top floor, my tie would become inexplicably tied in a perfect knot.

I do not know which forces are behind this, and I will not question it. All I know is that I look pretty goddamn sharp all the time.


i don't own a single necktie

I just sling them around my neck without tying them