but that's what made The Room so perfect! :O
While that's true, these actors, sans one or two, are actually relatively competent actors. The words they're spewing is slosh and dull but they themselves are endearing. Plus there are some human moments that actually pierce the veil of melodrama and there's some decent cinematography and musical scoring and then you just feel awkward because you want it to be good (well, depending on your faith you might still want it to fail) but it just leaves you feeling betrayed.
I'll trust your opinion on this one, though. I don't want another Manos: Hands of Fate.
Oh god, been there.
"Hey guys! Let's all watch these really terrible movies because that'll be hilarious!"
*watches movie* *movie is actually so terrible we can't sit through it* *go out and get pizza instead*
"I'm glad we stopped watching that movie, man."