Author Topic: hey richardheads give me a good carrot that will last long  (Read 6118 times)

just go buy a cucumber. it cant feel that much different from a carrot


just go buy a cucumber. it cant feel that much different from a carrot
Yeah but I need a good lasting one. And no I can't take vegetables from the fridge, my parents WILL notice them gone. I've tried bananas, but they're too soft to get in sometimes.

try putting a octopus near your rectum

you'll have instant tentacle research.

Yeah but I need a good lasting one. And no I can't take vegetables from the fridge, my parents WILL notice them gone. I've tried bananas, but they're too soft to get in sometimes.
go buy your own loving cucumber you sick forget! pls tell me you atleast threw away the bananas

try putting a octopus near your rectum

you'll have instant tentacle research.
i wonder of this would work. im oddly curious... not in a loveual way, just... for science

go buy your own loving cucumber you sick forget! pls tell me you atleast threw away the bananas

Threw them back up.


try putting a octopus near your rectum

you'll have instant tentacle research.
and you'll also probably be dead

and you'll also probably be dead
didn't you forget a pillow dragon?



didn't you forget a pillow dragon?
pillow dragons are deadly.

15 inches? I think you should aim a bit smaller my friend.

didn't you forget a pillow dragon?
As long as it wasn't a pillow octopus

As long as it wasn't a pillow octopus
does that really validate it?
A pillow is a pillow no matter which way you stuff it