hey richardheads give me a good carrot that will last long

[Victor Von Doom]

This one is a definite candidate, thank you comrade.

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[the hacker]

Badspot always has the answer.

[TotallyNotBDX]

I found this funny (It is kinda related)
http://www.livestrong.com/article/403118-rectal-exercises/
"Kegel exercises are beneficial for both men and women, as they help strengthen the uterus,"
>Men and women
>Uterus

I don't think men even have uteri..

[pwnfulz]

that's the junior edition

-snoop-

Imagine being forgeted in EVERY hole!

cactus research is the new tentacle research

[Headcrab Zombie]

Wouldn't you damage your star fish over time? Wouldn't it become looser and looser?

Well I just think that shoving a massive object up your ass might tear your star fish / You may get an brown town fissure.

Basically this:

if you're stupid, yes it will

you can work your way up to massive sizes over time (I dare you to google it), but if you try to do it all at once you WILL hurt yourself

But as long as you're smart enough to STOP IF IT HURTS, then no

[Victor Von Doom]

Badspot always has the answer.

Yes.

[Torin0101]

my special interestes

[takato14]

[IMG ]http://i.imgur.com/LvQf3G5.jpg[/img]

hey

forget off.

[the hacker]

I sacrificed this image

to sig that post.

[Swat 3]

Oh my god I cannot stop laughi-

hey

forget off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TotallyNotBDX]

Oh my god I cannot stop laughi-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Meh that's such a dumb joke
And ya'll gave me stuff for misquoting people so lolwtf

[nickpb1]

hey

forget off.

Dragon pusillanimous individual slayer

[Torin0101]

if you're stupid, yes it will

you can work your way up to massive sizes over time (I dare you to google it), but if you try to do it all at once you WILL hurt yourself

my old friend used to be able to stuff an average-sized apple in her starfish.
and i keep forgetting why we're not friends

[Mr Man]

my old friend used to be able to stuff an average-sized apple in her starfish.
and i keep forgetting why we're not friends

That takes years of practice, but hey, at least I have a goal now

[Theepicman]

Wait a second according to the OP we are all richardheads so why cant one of us be his carrot?