1000 Ways to die BLF edition

[Blockaium]

List ways to die. I dont even need to look this up because im pretty sure this has been posted before, but not anytime recently.

Way 1: Swallowing hydroflouric acid

Way 1.5: Expectations too high (i dont know why its called 1000, we're never going to get that many posts)

[Ad Bot]

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#2: dilto too far up my ass

[Landmineman4000²]

#3: That's so Betegeuse

[ZombieDude]

#4: brother moment

[WhoStole MahCar]

#5 suddenly a group of tribal brother ambush you, camouflaged by the road (as brother is also black). You know what happens next, thats right pony love.

[Obliviongate20]

#6: natural causes in a peaceful sleep

[InvisibleName]

#7: Swallowing a wavy potato chip whole

[Mr Man]

#8 Self Delete by stab

[Space1255]

9: Steamrolled Off / Setro-styled Self Delete
No offense, Setro.

[SWAT One]

#10:  Ingest a teaspoon of Shadium.

[ZombieDude]

#11: ingest a teaspoon of the docter

[Bomb Kirby]

12: Go to a real-life BLF convention

[synthesispandabot]

13: forum politics

[Space1255]

14: Hit anime girls / Subway research thread crossover

[LeetZero]

15. Cutting your richard with a tuna jar.