Author Topic: 1000 Ways to die BLF edition  (Read 6312 times)

16: Being king of page 100

17: posting the exact same thread daniel rogers posted

#XX (because I spent some time writing this):
Cutting your richard on a tuna jar while eating wavy chips whole and fapping to hot anime girls sucking off subways while some politicians are coming in to eat your Forum Self Deletes that were made by laser sharks, only for you to realize that your phone is on vibrate and the vibration SHATTERS the jar, cutting your snake more and more, then having Badspot come in and starts to fight Shrek and Goku (Suler Saiyan 3), unconditionally winning because of his awesomeness. You then will make a list and shove it up on a carrot that pioneers will ride for miles, getting linked to a carrot store. You then realize that Newton's room was next to some horny chicks and you see her fap with a cucumber. You get a nosebleed as you realize you turned into a girl and start to flow down a stream of menstrual blood and baloney tits. Zapk then will sing to you via Master Server and you and him will get banned forever. Get rekt child.

19: Writing run-on sentences

20: staying in the MS paint dimension for too long.

21: Getting a lewinsky from Emo Freak.


22:Being space1255
ftfy

23: admitting to troll / forget up a troll / failtroll


25. being friends with mr.man

25. being friends with mr.man
I feel your pain

26: Posting research

#27: Cinnamon Challenge (Wood bark in cinnamon clogs lungs, suffocates)

#28: Asking Stocking for nudes.