#XX (because I spent some time writing this):
Cutting your richard on a tuna jar while eating wavy chips whole and fapping to hot anime girls sucking off subways while some politicians are coming in to eat your Forum Self Deletes that were made by laser sharks, only for you to realize that your phone is on vibrate and the vibration SHATTERS the jar, cutting your snake more and more, then having Badspot come in and starts to fight Shrek and Goku (Suler Saiyan 3), unconditionally winning because of his awesomeness. You then will make a list and shove it up on a carrot that pioneers will ride for miles, getting linked to a carrot store. You then realize that Newton's room was next to some horny chicks and you see her fap with a cucumber. You get a nosebleed as you realize you turned into a girl and start to flow down a stream of menstrual blood and baloney tits. Zapk then will sing to you via Master Server and you and him will get banned forever. Get rekt child.