Maxwells Nation RP - dead

[Maxwell.]

the ottomans (green) have started colonising from the south east

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[Nonnel]

[Maxwell.]

ok im going to school
rp and claim nations if you want, ill update the map and year when we get back

[SWAT One]

That is so confusing...

[Nonnel]

what is?

[Tudoreleu]

name: forget all logic
colour: piss yellow with brown stripes
location: crimea

[Maxwell.]

name: forget all logic
colour: piss yellow with brown stripes
location: crimea

ah I'm renaming you to Nataliana

map is updated, ottomans have expanded

Scotland produces more ships and cannons as result of the threateningly large Ottoman Empire expanding nearer and nearer

[Tudoreleu]

the natalianans pull out their martinis and get piss-drunk

are they incredibly brave, incredibly stupid, or incredibly sneaky? find out next time on
MAXWELLS NATION RP

[Jairo]

make a setroland nation to creep on natalia

[Theepicman]

Start building a fort near our border.

[Nonnel]

nataliana should join great kommunism

perks:
more broken english
k's replace c's
ability to use the word glorious
massive konscription

cons:
none

[Tudoreleu]

all of the nation silences itself as the queen comes out for a public statement
one snap of her fingers, and giant walls rise at the borders, hundreds of feet tall, with posters of natalia poklonskaya's past as a research actress lining them

provided the attackers can ever stop staring at the walls, they'll never get past them


also yes we join alliance yay

[Maxwell.]

"Very well, if you wish to put up a fight I will certainly not back down."



"..."



"You will pay for this in time.



"As you wish, my settlers will not settle new cities near you."

so far the ottomans hate us
all of us

crimea has the most defence

[Theepicman]

Train military and tell them that if they are attacked they must win for cthulu.

[Nonnel]

morocco make volunteer military. all who join will get 4 bread loafs a week. volunteers will be trained over 2 times a day.
conscription will occur during wartime.