alliances offered to crimea n morororocco
communist comrades
ya
all is allies commie will rule all
also
Much noise is created as the wall splits to reveal an enormous barrel, 20 meters across. The barrel extends outwards comically, up to 60 meters outside of the wall, and fires a gigantic projectile, the shockwave of the blast being felt in the entire land. The wall closes...
Minutes later...
Suleiman the forgetnificent is enjoying his morning women when suddenly a giant piece of metal crashes through the other room, killing his loyal servants and almost collapsing his palace. On the piece of metal is inscribed...
'T'was but a warning shot.
Love,
Crimea.'
(the wall only encompasses the crimean peninsula; the rest of our land is actually filled with mannequins)