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Rico Rodriguez: WHY GO OVER WHEN YOU CAN GO UNDER?

GLORY TO PANAU!
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GO OVER
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GO UNDER
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Nico Bellic: EY NIKO, IS KHAUZIN
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Total Members Voted: 10

Author Topic: Maxwells Nation RP - dead  (Read 48975 times)

cheetah grills conquers northeastern united states

morokko conquers mississippi river

wtf you're hours early
W8

ok conquer iroquois

because they suck and my iron will is better

morokko build 3000 boat and sail that-away

new map is done though and since Europe has been conquered I've set up a new challenge for you and it will be active when I get home from school
clue: putin face now covers a much larger area

alliances offered to crimea n morororocco
communist comrades

ya

all is allies commie will rule all

also

Much noise is created as the wall splits to reveal an enormous barrel, 20 meters across. The barrel extends outwards comically, up to 60 meters outside of the wall, and fires a gigantic projectile, the shockwave of the blast being felt in the entire land. The wall closes...

Minutes later...

Suleiman the forgetnificent is enjoying his morning women when suddenly a giant piece of metal crashes through the other room, killing his loyal servants and almost collapsing his palace. On the piece of metal is inscribed...

'T'was but a warning shot.
        Love,
                 Crimea.'

(the wall only encompasses the crimean peninsula; the rest of our land is actually filled with mannequins)
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 02:04:07 AM by Tudoreleu »


Very well, if you wish to put up a fight I will certainly not back down.

(WAR DECLARED!)
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 02:20:15 AM by Maxwell. »

Another shot enters what's left of the palace while the Sultan is having his evening tea in the garden, collapsing it. On the giant piece of metal says.. "You have one day."

Ottoman troops, with thousands of cannonmen and crossbowmen, and twice the knights, line the Nataliana border, however theres a new weapon in amongst this, a handheld cannon of some sorts.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 02:29:18 AM by Maxwell. »

On the giant piece of metal says.. "You have one day."
You have twenty-four hours to find the jade monkey.

Queen Nataliana proceeds to have her all-day martini party in awaiting for the ottoman troops to stop staring at the walls and also for the one day warning to run out.

natalia gives all soldiers a handie

ottomans surrender

nataliana citizens go into revolt because of the enemy getting a lewinsky but not them
the setro rebellion has begun!

the queen issues 1000000 bot drone clones of herself to satisfy her citizens

also the walls reveal hatches, which open to reveal thousands upon thousands of cannons, pointed at the enemy who hasn't yet made a move

they don't fire
yet
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 11:10:31 AM by Tudoreleu »