Stephen Harper fails to convince canada to into fascism.. But wait a moment!
Stephen Harper declares Canada as a superpower, and they declare war on... China, declaring they are not true communist and are acting in their own agenda against both the national socialist party and the uss of r@ Canada begin mobilizing their troops to combat the national socialist party! Soldiers are loaded onto planes (They they totally have) and equipping their military with the state of the art developments, such as their Stiks and their new tankses! Paratroopers are sent thirty miles off the chinese coast to forget their stuff up, while big boats that carry stuff begin loading their tanks and stuff and destroyers bomb the loving stuff out of the chinese coastline to make way for their armor! Wowza!