Author Topic: People barley join my server.  (Read 2052 times)

for some reason people barley joins my servers, why?
its been getting on my nerves....
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 11:33:03 PM by Superbro11 »

Do people hops join your server?
Of course you need some alchohol, I'm sure you know that.
And don't forget carbonation.


for some reason people barley joins my servers, why?
its been getting on my nerves....

To be fairly honest servers dont usual start up unless it's a really popular one, you advertised it on the forums, or the very slow process of waiting.

I'm sorry, that's just how it is.


yeah. barley is used in making beer, bread, and other things.
maybe you have --- ping

its been getting on my nerves....
How about you drink some hops

list of ways to get a server popular:

  • hibernate until someone joins and entertain them until more people join
  • tell friends your hosting a server so they join and you get a 3 player advantage
  • speedkart
  • dedicated hosting service so you can hibernate and not have to entertain
  • be famos!!

Host something completely stupid. It worked for me back in v11-v20.

Host something so outlandish and crazy that people will join and be like "dafuq is this?" and end up sticking around because they have boring lives


host a crouch race or a mini empires and you'll have 20 players in seconds

Host something so outlandish and crazy that people will join and be like "dafuq is this?" and end up sticking around because they have boring lives
you gave me an idea......... MUAHHAHAHAHAHA

what are you even hosting

the key to a popular server is a misleading interesting name

rape dm = 30+ players
spooky rendermen = 25+ players
« Last Edit: August 23, 2014, 12:27:32 PM by Renekar »