Pretend you're a stuffty/good/anyquality customer support line/chat

[KillerCop311]

how it goes:

blockhead11999: "i dropped my pc into the gates of hell, what do i do?"
blockhead12000: "have you attempted to summon a succubus to rape you and then let her take you to hell to get the pc?"

then blockhead12000 asks another question, another forumer answers it, they ask a question and so on and so forth
Hey I just installed SpySheriff, NavaShield, 10 ransomware viruses and like 20 copies of BonziBuddy how do I fix it

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

hold on my ex is calling

"WHen is bl geting anuthr updat :((("

[Yosher]

Before I answer your question, why do you want to cancel your Comcast subscription?

[Camel]

dammit yosher

Hi, uh brazzers, uh, this certain video keeps on timing out, uh, the uh... "anime girl gets tentacled", uh can you fix that?

[Lego lad]

hello i would like to order a pizza

[Pecon]

*click*

[XR-7]

*ring ring*

[the hacker]

Before I give you a refund, let's try to fix the problem of your game not downloading. You'll want to start by creating a new account.

[e-maxx]

"is this pizza castle?"

[eboyblue10]

no this is the o yea mr krabs

i'd like a burger sandwich

[e-maxx]

"no this is patrick"

[The Resonte!]

have you tried downloading more RAM

[mus]

is this the spaghetti factory?

[Swollow]

wat

[Space1255]

It is the cancer factory.

"Can I molest you?"