Author Topic: i got raped by bronies  (Read 3276 times)

not literally. mentally.

So i was hanging out with some dudes, one of which was my friend. I was invited to come to eat with them so I did. There were 5 of us, and we were hanging out in a restaurant, waiting for food. They all seemed like pretty cool guys. Then I heard someone finish a sentence.

"... and I can't wait for Season 4."

Curious, I asked. "What show?" Assuming it was Game of Thrones or some other great show.

"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" he said. "We're all bronies."

I made a response that consisted of "eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Then ensued a furious debate about whether Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy was the best character, while I awkwardly sat in silence. It was basically mental gangrape. It's one thing to like My Little Pony, it's another to engage in a furious debate about it at Chili's. Then someone mentioned Pokemon. They then continued to talk about what Pokemon game was the best, and what monsters they had collected. They began to talk about the new Super Evolution of Charzard, and it soon degraded into a full-on Pokemon argument. I hadn't said a word since my clever "eughhhhhhhhh".

I was hoping we could change the topic to something cooler. Like hot girls. If there was a god, this was his time to intervene.

Then someone mentioned Homestuck.

woah that sucks
it's obviously rainbow dash, there shouldn't have even been an argument


it's obviously rainbow dash, there shouldn't have even been an argument
tru dat

woah that sucks
it's obviously rainbow dash, there shouldn't have even been an argument
um, applejack


op is all of this true pls say no

Nobody deserved that torture you ensued.


I can feel op's pain. I was at Dixie Café eating lunch with some friends before work and 3 bulbous qweebs sat down and started making my little pony references.




we left  



Toaster Streudel
I like those more in concept than I like how they actually taste

I like those more in concept than I like how they actually taste

Yeah I agree. They are too processed to be great.