The Blockland Virtual Outpost

[the hacker]

Trading some stuff for items of equal value.

I'm currently trading:

• A water bottle filled with GrunterDB's sterile semen
• A stack of video game movies
• A cardboard standup of Mr. T
• A hairbrush designed for cats
• A mint condition oil tanker
• WaterOre's eternal soul

Make some offers. Whatever you trade me I'll put up for sale again.

[Ad Bot]

[WaterOre]

I'll give you a secondhand pocket watch for the bottles of cream soda

[the hacker]

I'll give you a secondhand pocket watch for the bottles of cream soda

Done. Updated OP.

If you want, you can also trade two items for something I have for sale.

[blockguy™]

i'll take the semen for  a somewhat- clean hat

[the hacker]

i'll take the semen for  a somewhat- clean hat

Semen is more valuable than a somewhat clean hat. Clean the hat more or add an additional somewhat clean hat and you got yourself a deal.

[grunterdb1951]

I propose the deal of a waterbottle filled with my own semen for your waterbottle filled with semen

[KillerCop311]

I offer 2 gold doubloons for the waterbottle filled with semen.

[the hacker]

I propose the deal of a waterbottle filled with my own semen for your waterbottle filled with semen

Is your semen fertile? What temperature do you keep it at?

I offer 2 gold doubloons for the waterbottle filled with semen.

I don't accept currency. I only accept things I can resell.

[grunterdb1951]

Is your semen fertile? What temperature do you keep it at?I don't accept currency. I only accept things I can resell.

fertile as forget, and i keep that stuff as warm as a newborn child's bladder, and that's pretty warm.

[the hacker]

fertile as forget, and i keep that stuff as warm as a newborn child's bladder, and that's pretty warm.

Deal. Updated OP.

EDIT: Ripped me off. Goddammit. Oh well. Added a new item to the OP. I found it while rummaging through a fail bargain bin.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I'll take Emo's love tapes for three fedoras.

[the hacker]

I'll take Emo's love tapes for three fedoras.

These tapes are worth more than a couple of felt hats.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

These tapes are worth more than a couple of felt hats.

I take back the three fedoras and offer one MiG-17 for those love tapes.

[the hacker]

I take back the three fedoras and offer one MiG-17 for those love tapes.

Done.

[Tudoreleu]

buy all stock for a dragon made of cast gold