Author Topic: My dentist says I don't have cancer  (Read 1034 times)

My mum thought I had lymphoma so she asked my dentist to check me. Turns out I dont have cancer, yay me.

forget YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE
yay you i guess

Might want to get a second opinion.

I'm not entirely confident that your dentist can make that kind of call.



Everyone knows dentists can't tell a lie. They can only speak if they're 100% sure about something. It's in medical books, I'm sure.

Good thing you didn't eat an apple. Hahahahahagod that was terrible

>lymphoma
>dentist

I'm no medical doctor, but isn't lymphoma blood cancer?

I'm no medical doctor, but isn't lymphoma blood cancer?
Ill give you a hint
lymphoma
lymph nodes

Its lymph node cancer

My mum thought I had lymphoma so she asked my dentist to check me. Turns out I dont have cancer, yay me.
didn't know that dentists did neck biopsies but okay.

didn't know that dentists did neck biopsies but okay.
yah well they do cause there's teeth in you neck....?

Unless the dentist is a vampire then I think you're trying to get attention.

Unless the dentist is a vampire then I think you're trying to get attention.
If I was trying to get attention I would just say I had cancer. Or make a forum game, either or.

My plumber said to my Dad that the electricity in the house is fine.